When I went to Sunday School we'd get points for bringing our Bibles (otherwise known as "The Sword of the Spirit"), points for finding verses first (known as "Sword Drills"), and even points for standing up and singing, "Onward Christian Soldiers" at the top of our lungs.
A church in Kentucky has raised the bar. Now you can get points for actually bringing your gun. Don't worry, if you don't have one, you can enter the drawing to win one. I'm sure they will pray before the drawing to ensure that Jesus lets the right person win a weapon.
The pastor told the Louisville Courier-Journal the Saturday "Open Carry Church Service" promotes responsible gun ownership and 2nd Amendment rights. I wonder why they chose a font that looks like splattered blood then?
Other local religious leaders were against the idea of hosting gun related church gatherings. The Rev. Nancy Jo Kemper of Lexington said the event "would nauseate Jesus."
Pagano countered. "Not every branch of Christianity is pacifistic,"