I was standing on Friendship Bridge on the river last summer on a really hot day watching a big baptismal service. I struck up a conversation with the girl next to me about what was going on and she told me, "I was thinking of joining them if they will dunk me in the river and cool me off." I think this displays a similar amount of sincerity. Gotta hand it to Stephen Baldwin for not judging and going with the moment. His faith seems like a permanent one.
I don't know if i have anything really "worth" saying - but this show is crackin' me up! Stephen seems like a great guy and, since i have no idea what "the hills" is, or who "heidi&spencer" are - they are a sort of trainwreck-like delicious treat. Just can't stop watching this horriblosity...
This blog is a *fun* attempt at figuring out what should truly be credited to Jesus, Religion, Hype, Tradition, Superstition, Satan, Oral Roberts and his Friends, or The Squirrel.
Jesus or Squirrel background
One Sunday a pastor was using squirrels for an object lesson for the children. He started, "I'm going to describe something, and I want you to raise your hand when you know what it is." The children nodded eagerly.
"This thing lives in trees (pause) and eats nuts (pause)..." No hands went up. "And it is gray (pause) and has a long bushy tail (pause)..." The children were looking at each other nervously, but still no hands raised. "It jumps from branch to branch (pause) and chatters and flips its tail when it's excited (pause)..."
Finally one little boy tentatively raised his hand. The pastor quickly called on him. "Well," said the boy, "I know the answer must be 'Jesus' ... but it sure sounds like a squirrel!"
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I was standing on Friendship Bridge on the river last summer on a really hot day watching a big baptismal service. I struck up a conversation with the girl next to me about what was going on and she told me, "I was thinking of joining them if they will dunk me in the river and cool me off." I think this displays a similar amount of sincerity. Gotta hand it to Stephen Baldwin for not judging and going with the moment. His faith seems like a permanent one.
I don't know if i have anything really "worth" saying - but this show is crackin' me up! Stephen seems like a great guy and, since i have no idea what "the hills" is, or who "heidi&spencer" are - they are a sort of trainwreck-like delicious treat. Just can't stop watching this horriblosity...
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