Desperate? Lonely? Need a Christian Date?

Actually, I am pretty sure Jesus doesn't want that kind of date with you either. Not sure who this Church had lined up but it was probably The Squirrel.

Baptist Preacher Prays For President's Death

Southern Baptist Pastor Wiley Drake was just named the "World's Worst Person" by MSNBC correspondent, Keith Olbermann. What would make this reporter so indignant against a man of the cloth? How about because he publicly has made it known that he is praying for President Barack Obama to die.

Here's more of the story from the Orange County Registrar.
Drake said he has prayed for Obama's death, though "98 percent everything I pray about him is very positive."

However Drake also said he's directed to pray for ill against his enemies by Psalm 109, which asks for punishment for evildoers, and even considers such prayers a "duty."

"If anybody has a problem with the prayer we're praying, they need to take it up with the man who wrote it, because it's not me," Drake said.
The Squirrel agrees with Keith.

Christian Album Covers That Make The Squirrel Laugh

The Faith Tones “Jesus Use Me”

Butch Yelton and Upbound “Swing That Gospel Axe”

The Louvin Brothers “Satan is Real”

Mike Crain - Karatist Preacher, “God's Power”

Holy Right “Stand As One”

Pat Boone “No More Mr. Nice Guy”

Shout “It Won't Be Long”

Mylon LeFevre & Broken Heart “Sheep In Wolves Clothing”

Sex and the Female by Jay Snell

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Still Searching For the Ark

The leader of the Ethiopian Orthodox Church let everyone down last week when he failed to deliver on his promise of an announcement regarding the location of the Ark of the Covenant - the ancient container which holds the Ten Commandments.

Ark hunters and Bible archeologists had been excited on the report from the Italian news agency Adnkronos that Patriarch Abuna Pauolos, in Italy for a meeting with Pope Benedict XVI last week, said, "Soon the world will be able to admire the Ark of the Covenant described in the Bible as the container of the tablets of the law that God delivered to Moses and the center of searches and studies for centuries."

"I repeat (the Ark of the Covenant) is in Ethiopia and nobody … knows for how much time. Only God knows," he said in the Adnkronos report available online.

The report said Pauolos reported the artifact "is described perfectly in the Bible" and is in good condition.

The purported location flies in the melted faces of the Nazis who saw the Ark in the first Indiana Jones movie.