@dtatusko: when Paul said, tithe in order to support the church's property, labor, and per capita costs.
@dtatusko: the one where David is in a monogamous one man one woman biblical relationship.
@mwms: is the one where Jesus approaches the moneychangers in the temple to thank them for the good work they're doing
@GayRainArmy: where Jesus is hanging on the cross and he says, "My God this would make a fabulous necklace!"
@KnowTea: Call me a traditionalist, but my favorite Bible story is still the one about the footprints on the beach . . .
@dtatusko: in Luke 10 Jesus tells the 70 to go and give the people a four-step plan to get into heaven.
@gayrainarmy: is the one where Jesus fed 5,000 from one boys lunch & the GOP got pissy over redistribution of income.
@GayRainArmy: is where Jesus changes Simon's name to 'Peter' because he's tired of the disciples playing "Simon Says" all damn day
@dtatusko: the one where Jesus said, the kingdom of heaven is like a large empire...
@dtatusko: My favorite Bible story is the beatitudes: Blessed are the materially wealthy for they have been given theLord's favor.
@shuckandjive: I like the one where Noah forgets to bring food on the ark and eats the dinosaurs.
@GayRainArmy: the one where Job loses absolutely everything and his friend Lou Dobbs blames it on the Mexicans.
@GayRainArmy: the one where God tells Peter "do not call unclean that which I have made clean" and Peter leaves the church.
@loveandgluttony: is the one where Jesus goes up to the mountaintop and says "Hey! I can see Russia from here!"
Those aren't in the Bible... That's The Squirrel.