Do you have your End-Times theology all wrapped up in a pretty Pre-Trib Rapture? Have you thought what might happen to your pets when you hit the celestial trail? Worry no more! For a mere $110 your pet can be cared for by a certified atheist who has no hopes of hearing the trumpet call.
Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA is the next best thing to pet salvation in a post Rapture world. They have active services in 20 states and expect to more to follow. They guarantee that for 10 years after the receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be rescued after the Second Coming from a God-less, animal activists. Additional pets can be added to the plan for a mere $15. Currently only dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and small caged mammals can be covered by the plan.
Click to their website for your and your pet’s eternal peace of mind.