My Favorite Bible Story

Something tells me these godless Twitterers need to go back to Sunday School. When asked what their favorite Bible story was they said…
@dtatusko: when Paul said, tithe in order to support the church's property, labor, and per capita costs.

@dtatusko: the one where David is in a monogamous one man one woman biblical relationship.

@mwms: is the one where Jesus approaches the moneychangers in the temple to thank them for the good work they're doing

@GayRainArmy: where Jesus is hanging on the cross and he says, "My God this would make a fabulous necklace!"

@KnowTea: Call me a traditionalist, but my favorite Bible story is still the one about the footprints on the beach . . .

@dtatusko: in Luke 10 Jesus tells the 70 to go and give the people a four-step plan to get into heaven.

@gayrainarmy: is the one where Jesus fed 5,000 from one boys lunch & the GOP got pissy over redistribution of income.

@GayRainArmy: is where Jesus changes Simon's name to 'Peter' because he's tired of the disciples playing "Simon Says" all damn day

@dtatusko: the one where Jesus said, the kingdom of heaven is like a large empire...

@dtatusko: My favorite Bible story is the beatitudes: Blessed are the materially wealthy for they have been given theLord's favor.

@shuckandjive: I like the one where Noah forgets to bring food on the ark and eats the dinosaurs.

@GayRainArmy: the one where Job loses absolutely everything and his friend Lou Dobbs blames it on the Mexicans.

@GayRainArmy: the one where God tells Peter "do not call unclean that which I have made clean" and Peter leaves the church.

@loveandgluttony: is the one where Jesus goes up to the mountaintop and says "Hey! I can see Russia from here!"

Those aren't in the Bible... That's The Squirrel.

5 comments:

Sabio Lantz said...

what is a "godless Twitter"?

Chad Estes said...

HA! Just an inflammatory label meant to drive people to my post.

Thanks for dropping by, Sabio!

Robert Frost said...

Thats so funny...

Chad Fisher said...

It says Godless Twitterer, not Godless Twitter. In other words, a Twitter user that is godless.

Chad Fisher said...

It says Godless Twitterer, not Godless Twitter. In other words, a Twitter user that is godless.

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