Jesus or Squirrel?: What Computer Would Jesus Use?

What Computer Would Jesus Use?

Obviously Photoshopped on a Mac by a Mac user, thus the "religion" tag.

3 comments:

Barb said...: Silly person, it would be the devil using it because of the apple with a bite out of it.; August 21, 2009 at 2:36 PM
Chad Estes said...: Barb, are you saying the Devil can Photoshop?; August 21, 2009 at 2:37 PM
Barb said...: Gasp, you're right...we are all doomed! In addition, I'm convinced he doesn't like church steeples either!; August 21, 2009 at 2:42 PM

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One Sunday a pastor was using squirrels for an object lesson for the children. He started, "I'm going to describe something, and I want you to raise your hand when you know what it is." The children nodded eagerly.

"This thing lives in trees (pause) and eats nuts (pause)..." No hands went up. "And it is gray (pause) and has a long bushy tail (pause)..." The children were looking at each other nervously, but still no hands raised. "It jumps from branch to branch (pause) and chatters and flips its tail when it's excited (pause)..."

Finally one little boy tentatively raised his hand. The pastor quickly called on him. "Well," said the boy, "I know the answer must be 'Jesus' ... but it sure sounds like a squirrel!"

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