A priest, a minister and a rabbi all want to see who's best at his job. They go into the woods to each find a bear and try to convert it to their particular religion.
Later, they gather back together. The priest says, "When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water."
And the minister says, "I found a bear by the stream. I preached God's holy word to him. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him."
And they both looked down at the rabbi, who's laying on a gurney in a body cast. And they said, "What happened?"
And the rabbi said, "I never should have started with the circumcision..."