“Why does Facebook want to know that,” I wonder. There is picture of an award certificate with smaller print underneath. I read on.
“Get recognized for your accomplishments with a free certificate of recognition.”
“This can’t be real,” I sigh, painfully realizing somebody wouldn’t be paying for an ad like this unless pastors, like me, were clicking on it.
I had to see where it went; to see who was preying on us insecure, religious men. I clicked.
Promote your accomplishments with a Free Online Profile and Certificate of Recognition!Well, I guess if you weren’t honored enough during Pastor Appreciation Month, now you can take matters into your own hands and make sure you are recognized, your accomplishments recorded, your crowns bestowed.
As an approved society member, you will gain access to our digital platform, which provides exposure and ensures that your accomplishments are formally recorded and publicly acknowledged. You will also be eligible to receive a personalized Certificate of Recognition. Other member benefits include: a laser engraved wall plaque, a press release detailing your accomplishments, a personalized web page and inclusion in our prestigious directory.
God help us.