Actually, I am pretty sure Jesus doesn't want that kind of date with you either. Not sure who this Church had lined up but it was probably The Squirrel.
Desperate? Lonely? Need a Christian Date?
Actually, I am pretty sure Jesus doesn't want that kind of date with you either. Not sure who this Church had lined up but it was probably The Squirrel.
Baptist Preacher Prays For President's Death
Southern Baptist Pastor Wiley Drake was just named the "World's Worst Person" by MSNBC correspondent, Keith Olbermann. What would make this reporter so indignant against a man of the cloth? How about because he publicly has made it known that he is praying for President Barack Obama to die.Here's more of the story from the Orange County Registrar.
Drake said he has prayed for Obama's death, though "98 percent everything I pray about him is very positive."The Squirrel agrees with Keith.
However Drake also said he's directed to pray for ill against his enemies by Psalm 109, which asks for punishment for evildoers, and even considers such prayers a "duty."
"If anybody has a problem with the prayer we're praying, they need to take it up with the man who wrote it, because it's not me," Drake said.
Christian Album Covers That Make The Squirrel Laugh
The Faith Tones “Jesus Use Me”
Butch Yelton and Upbound “Swing That Gospel Axe”
The Louvin Brothers “Satan is Real”
Mike Crain - Karatist Preacher, “God's Power”
Holy Right “Stand As One”
Pat Boone “No More Mr. Nice Guy”
Shout “It Won't Be Long”
Mylon LeFevre & Broken Heart “Sheep In Wolves Clothing”
Sex and the Female by Jay Snell
Butch Yelton and Upbound “Swing That Gospel Axe”
The Louvin Brothers “Satan is Real”
Mike Crain - Karatist Preacher, “God's Power”
Holy Right “Stand As One”
Pat Boone “No More Mr. Nice Guy”
Shout “It Won't Be Long”
Mylon LeFevre & Broken Heart “Sheep In Wolves Clothing”
Sex and the Female by Jay Snell
Cookie Evangelism
Are you looking for a simple, non-threatening way to share the good news of Jesus Christ? The answer is as simple as... The Jesus Cookie freshly baked in your oven. The Jesus cookie is a perfect way to open dialogue about our Lord and Savior.It is our sincere hope that you will find the Jesus cookie to be just the tool needed to bridge the gap of how to approach people to come to a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.
Each box contains 3 dozen cookies, shipped frozen and ready for you to bake. Then, simply follow along with the story of the Jesus cookie, including the accompanying Scripture verses, and see where God leads.
Only $16.00 per box
"Bringing people to God's table, one cookie at a time"
(I ordered a box, baked them, and The Squirrel ate them all without sharing one word of his faith with the neighbors.)
Still Searching For the Ark
The leader of the Ethiopian Orthodox Church let everyone down last week when he failed to deliver on his promise of an announcement regarding the location of the Ark of the Covenant - the ancient container which holds the Ten Commandments.Ark hunters and Bible archeologists had been excited on the report from the Italian news agency Adnkronos that Patriarch Abuna Pauolos, in Italy for a meeting with Pope Benedict XVI last week, said, "Soon the world will be able to admire the Ark of the Covenant described in the Bible as the container of the tablets of the law that God delivered to Moses and the center of searches and studies for centuries."
"I repeat (the Ark of the Covenant) is in Ethiopia and nobody … knows for how much time. Only God knows," he said in the Adnkronos report available online.
The report said Pauolos reported the artifact "is described perfectly in the Bible" and is in good condition.
The purported location flies in the melted faces of the Nazis who saw the Ark in the first Indiana Jones movie.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
Posts
