Is this guy speaking about getting rid of a demon, or demonstrating what it’s like to have one?
(found on The Museum of Idolatry)
Edited from the Hope You Need’s book description
In The Hope You Need, bestselling author Rick Warren was to explore
sthe deeper meaning of each phrase in The Lord's Prayer---the best-known and most-loved prayer in history---to help you uncover the keys to your identity, security, clarity, stability, integrity, serenity, liberty, and destiny. Imagine what a life of fewer worries, greater peace of mind, and more time for what matters most would have been like. Like The Purpose Driven Life, which has become the bestselling hardcover non-fiction book in history, The Hope You Need iswas destined to become a classic.
Moe Girkins, president & CEO of Zondervan. "We understand many people will be disappointed at the delay, but we fully support Rick and respect his decision. Of course, we remain eager to bring this book to market when the time comes."
A 22-year-old British bank worker called it a "miracle" when a late-night cooking session went awry. According to the U.K.'s Daily Mail, Toby Elles decided to make some bacon, but, presumably droopy after a few beers earlier in the evening, he took a nap while the food cooked on the stove. When he awoke, he said, the room was full of smoke. After he scraped the burnt bacon from the pan, Elles told the Daily Mail he saw the face of Jesus Christ in the pan. "If it wasn't for the smoke it could have been a very bad situation," he said. "Perhaps someone's looking over me." (Carters News)
In Thibodaux, Louisiana a man named Shafiq Mohamed was arrested by the police for walking around town without any clothes. After getting complaints from concerned citizens the officers approached the naked man and asked why he was without any clothes. His repeatedly told them that “America raped him” and said that God had told him to walk the streets naked to save his soul.
Who knew salvation could be had for so little?
Is he off his Cajun rocker? Probably, but it should be noted that the Old Testament prophet Isaiah got away with preaching in the buff for three years.
"In the year that Tartan came to Ashdod, when Sargon the king of Assyria sent him, and he fought against Ashdod and took it, at the same time the LORD spoke by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, 'Go, and remove the sackcloth from your body, and take your sandals off your feet.' And he did so, walking naked and barefoot.
"Then the LORD said, 'Just as My servant Isaiah has walked naked and barefoot three years for a sign and a wonder against Egypt and Ethiopia, so shall the king of Assyria lead away the Egyptians as prisoners and the Ethiopians as captives, young and old, naked and barefoot, with their buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt. Then they shall be afraid and ashamed of Ethiopia their expectation and Egypt their glory. And the inhabitant of this territory will say in that day, 'Surely such is our expectation, wherever we flee for help to be delivered from the king of Assyria; and how shall we escape?' ' " (Isaiah 20:1-6)
The President of the United States also has a fan page that you can choose to Like if you’d like. As of this post he has over 8 million fans.
Facebook Jesus would probably get a lot more votes if he updated his page more. He just doesn’t seem to be very adept at this social media thing.
Who do you think Facebook Jesus could beat in a popularity contest?