Naked Salvation

semi-pro-teaser-01 In Thibodaux, Louisiana a man named Shafiq Mohamed was arrested by the police for walking around town without any clothes. After getting complaints from concerned citizens the officers approached the naked man and asked why he was without any clothes. His repeatedly told them that “America raped him” and said that God had told him to walk the streets naked to save his soul.

Who knew salvation could be had for so little?

Is he off his Cajun rocker? Probably, but it should be noted that the Old Testament prophet Isaiah got away with preaching in the buff for three years.

"In the year that Tartan came to Ashdod, when Sargon the king of Assyria sent him, and he fought against Ashdod and took it, at the same time the LORD spoke by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, 'Go, and remove the sackcloth from your body, and take your sandals off your feet.' And he did so, walking naked and barefoot.

"Then the LORD said, 'Just as My servant Isaiah has walked naked and barefoot three years for a sign and a wonder against Egypt and Ethiopia, so shall the king of Assyria lead away the Egyptians as prisoners and the Ethiopians as captives, young and old, naked and barefoot, with their buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt. Then they shall be afraid and ashamed of Ethiopia their expectation and Egypt their glory. And the inhabitant of this territory will say in that day, 'Surely such is our expectation, wherever we flee for help to be delivered from the king of Assyria; and how shall we escape?' ' " (Isaiah 20:1-6)

3 comments:

Can Opener Boy said...

I'm lying on my side as I read this

Chad Estes said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

Why didn't the police start looking for this America person who raped him?

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