Do you want to run a cute little church in Massachusetts? Jessica does too! Her strategy consists of the following:
- Make a big thumbs up with both hands.
- Lay hands on the church.
- Yell, “BLOOD OF JESUS!”
- Make a prophetic snow angel
- Move to the next side of the building and pose for pictures in faith like you are already the pastor.
I can’t make too much fun of Jessica. I’ve done hand laying and promise claiming on a couple of buildings in my day too. In one case the building miraculously became a church. In the other the building was bulldozed to the ground.