How to Claim a Property for God

Do you want to run a cute little church in Massachusetts? Jessica does too! Her strategy consists of the following:

  1. Make a big thumbs up with both hands.
  2. Lay hands on the church.
  3. Pray
  4. Yell, “BLOOD OF JESUS!”
  5. Make a prophetic snow angel
  6. Move to the next side of the building and pose for pictures in faith like you are already the pastor.

I can’t make too much fun of Jessica. I’ve done hand laying and promise claiming on a couple of buildings in my day too. In one case the building miraculously became a church. In the other the building was bulldozed to the ground.