Jesus or Squirrel?: Being Effeminate is a Sin

And Justin Bieber is an effeminate, little sissy

Don’t be a sissified, Bieberfied, metrosexual male. The Bible (according to pastor Steven Anderson) says you have to show yourself to be a manly man, not effeminate twinkies.

Jesus does not love gender neutrality, nor apparently, Justin Bieber.

Is it just me, or does Pastor Anderson have an effeminate voice himself?

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One Sunday a pastor was using squirrels for an object lesson for the children. He started, "I'm going to describe something, and I want you to raise your hand when you know what it is." The children nodded eagerly.

"This thing lives in trees (pause) and eats nuts (pause)..." No hands went up. "And it is gray (pause) and has a long bushy tail (pause)..." The children were looking at each other nervously, but still no hands raised. "It jumps from branch to branch (pause) and chatters and flips its tail when it's excited (pause)..."

Finally one little boy tentatively raised his hand. The pastor quickly called on him. "Well," said the boy, "I know the answer must be 'Jesus' ... but it sure sounds like a squirrel!"

Being Effeminate is a Sin

And Justin Bieber is an effeminate, little sissy

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