Even Jesus Thinks Rick is an Jerk

Ten steps to make Jesus rethink unconditional love.

  1. Find someone on Craigslist trying to find a good home for their dog.
  2. Pretend to be somebody that you’re not.
  3. Pretend to provide care that you won’t give.
  4. Take ownership of the dog.
  5. Place a new ad the next day on Craigslist selling the same dog for money.
  6. Make up a story to this family too.
  7. Ignore original owner when they call to check up on their dog.
  8. Start process over.
  9. When caught, lie.
  10. When a reporter shows up, pretend that you know and love Jesus.