Ten steps to make Jesus rethink unconditional love.
- Find someone on Craigslist trying to find a good home for their dog.
- Pretend to be somebody that you’re not.
- Pretend to provide care that you won’t give.
- Take ownership of the dog.
- Place a new ad the next day on Craigslist selling the same dog for money.
- Make up a story to this family too.
- Ignore original owner when they call to check up on their dog.
- Start process over.
- When caught, lie.
- When a reporter shows up, pretend that you know and love Jesus.
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